So news has it Ashton Kutcher has been tapped to portray Steve Jobs in an upcoming biopic. I can see that.

Ashton and Steve

Ever fantasize, in a perfect world, who you would cast to star in your life story? If Hollywood were to say, “This is your life, it’s time to make a biopic” who would land the role? Would you turn to an actor you admire, one with a vague resemblance, or would you pull a Howard Stern, i.e. don a wig and play your younger self, a la Private Parts?

I’m thinking along the lines of Parker Posey. She is just so lovably weird.

Parker Posey

Parker Posey won my heart in Party Girl:

Party Girl poster

I think I owned those shoes. Seriously.

I was already a 20-something librarian, eating falafel and clomping my way around NYC in ridiculously chunky Mary Janes, when her character Mary, a reformed-party-girl-turned-library-clerk, announced: “I wanna be a librarian!” She had a made a fan for life.

Party Girl turned...Librarian?

Party Girl turned...Librarian?

Ever pondered who would play your part? Or any portrayal you’ve loved in particular? Val Kilmer creeped me out as Jim Morrison. Loved Meryl Streep as Julia.